A hankerin’ for some spankerin’.
E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey is hardly renown for it’s literary prowess. In fact there are some theories that it’s only popular because of all the sex shit in it. We’re kidding, it’s definitely only popular because of the sex shit. Anyway, we’re getting a film adaptation, which will almost definitely be better than the original novel. We’re confident it will be better than the original novel because a nail in the eyeball would better than the original novel (to be fair, it would only be slightly better). There’s something decidedly pleasant about Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey, despite the fact that he seems to have an absurd number of grey ties. Our final comment would be that Anastasia Steele is a silly name.
“When Anastasia Steele, a literature student, goes to interview the wealthy Christian Grey, as a favor to her roommate Kate Kavanagh, she encounters a handsome, brilliant and intimidating man. The innocent and naive Ana, startled to realize she wants him, despite his enigmatic reserve and advice, finds herself desperate to get close to him. Not able to resist Ana’s beauty and independent spirit, Christian Grey admits he wants her too, but in his own terms. Ana hesitates as she discovers the singular tastes of Christian Grey – despite the embellishments of success – his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family – Grey is consumed by the need to control everything. As they get close, Ana starts to discover Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own desires.”
Fifty Shades of Grey stars Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Jennifer Ehle, Eloise Mumford, Max Martini and Luke Grimes and is set for release in February, 2015.